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SIGN 4 NIGGAS 2 STEP THEY GAME UP










First off, this is the ultimate "ghetto dildo" , like idk how one an top this shyt off!

Secondly, shame on the woman's man who created this " invention". Obviously sumonez NOT doing their damn job ryt. I kinda feel sorry for the woman, she ended up in the hospital but i guess that WAS NOT the brightest idea. (Ugh, what a nasty lil scene that had to be, poor doctors, I see not how they do it)


Ladies is ur havin troubles with the wack ass niggas these days, halla at Kandy, i specialize in making the best out of whatchu have, and if u cum 2 me and there's no progress then hope is NOT ALIVE for you mamacita!

SHAME!




Okay, im definitely form INGLEWOOD, but i have a couple "associates" from the bay area, which i like 2 call "YEE TOWN" and I am pretty sure Frankie bought this cheaper-than-a-barbie-doll-manufactured-at-the-99cents store quality hair from "DURANT SQUARE" ....I think thats tha name, but regardless, shame on her!

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hIGH thOUghTS!!!

Though I refuse 2 smoke pot, weed, purp, kush, granddaddy….whatever u may call it;whatever ur choice of the wide range of selection is, I suffer from “high thoughts”. Like everyone has these but they’re most common when one is blowed outta their mind. Those of u who associate with people that cant go a hour and a half w/o smoking weed and they say the dumbest ish, just blame it on the sticky icky! ok? well here is a high thought I had a while ago but even days, weeks, and months later, tha ish still made sense so it's goin down n tha books baby!


THOUGHT:
>>>WATS THE EFFIN POINT of (NEGATIVE) NUMBERS?

Like theres shyt u learn n skool that makes u ask urself "when the hell am I gunna have to use this difficult shyt n the real world"... Negative numbers is one of the few dumbass lessons that u will have to use though, but why?

Do they just do it to confuse children and make it harder to freakin graduate?

HERE’S WHY ITS STUPID:


1. Just say a mother is teaching her 4year old simple math, She’ll say
+ =
(one apple plus another one apple will equal two apples)

Now say she takes it a step further and tries to teach her child negative numbers

- = ?
How does this woman go about showing her son the value of sumthing that caint fuckin be there? it makes no sense!


2. How do bank statements type: BALANCE: -$54.92
----Like how the hell do they enable us to spend money that’s not even in our fuckin account and then penalize us 4 it?


3.How can I give sumone negative 5 dollars. Like at the end of the day, if your negative anything whether it be money, sex, sense or even apples, u just DON’T FUCKIN GOT NONE, so your ZERO, O, ZILCH!!!! COMPRENDE

….therefore the creation of the negative number shall die and come to an end, and I should get millions of dollas of tax payers money for making life easier on the world! That’s y the U.S. is in debt ryt now, because theyre spending money they don’t have, BUT HOW IN THE HELL DO U SPEND MONEY YOU DON’T HAVE??? Can I go into Gucci and say “AYO BITCH, IM BUYING THIS PURSE WITH THE MONEY I DON’T HAVE, SO JUS PUT IT ON MY LIST OF DEBT”?


NO, I CANNOT DO THAT!
.....I come in Gucci with zero bux; I leave outta Gucci with zero items
….unless it’s a hottie in there that recognizes Kandyz flyosity thru the aura she gives off!











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ROaCHez wINTer dAY AT tHEe BeacH

yo this lil snippet of the roaches lil winter day beach function/schmitttys bday is kinda funny....



like every1z n their own world



...one segment of it, cam iS doin that stupid "reject runnin man" n the background

...i forgot the womp after one complete round

...and i think at the end, deleon may had wanted 2 b apart of the function....hmmmm, jus maybe!



...WELL JUS CHECK IT OUT. K!
beach function

SCARY ISH

so from the outside looking in, one would think im a G, classy but hood when necessary but never no scary chik...well im not scared of feefees and things of that nature but my top 3 fears are:

1.CHUCKIE



2.BUTTERFLIES





3.LADYBUGS

and since ma room mate has been saying weird ish about spirits and wat not, waking up with all these crazy stories that suggest there's "something" in my house, i realize im now scared of ghosts! like im 20 years old, doin ma dang thang and im scared of ghosts! seriously. thats ridiculous. but i used 2 love the montell jones show bak n the day until that scary lil witch "SYLVIA BROWN" became his permanent guest or sumthing and wanted every episode to be about spirits, and sendin them bak to the light and all this crazy mess that actually scared the crap outta me. but looooong ass story short, can someone assure me that my house isn't haunted and that ma room mate is crazy and spirits whether they be evil or not is jus a psychological imbalance in ones fucked up head!


new fear

4.SPIRITS

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kAM Bam and "kAY jAY nAY" as she calls me


So this 1 is a short tribute to Kam...no homo, but I Love You Cuhz. You're the reason y I have "post material on my blogsite" on my to do list in my iPhone. And 4 that, I thank u. Ive always had the brightest ass ideas, weird ass convos about shyt that pops up n my head and the world shall really be enlightened! So this is giving me the opportunity to enlighten niggas on WATTHEEFF(kam's blogspot) goes on in KANDYZLAND! (nice lil plug ryt there, man I wish I got paid for this)...well thanks kam and imma need u 2 show me sum simple ish that I fail to be able to do regarding computers and blogging.I feel like its a new era or sumthing, like when "scrapbooking" was popular for the average ass boring white woman with lil rigrats, blogging is becoming the niggas "NEW VOICE"!

FUNNY CONVO ABOUT MEXI"CANT"S


So, im really not that racist.I have a close Latina sister, shout out 2 Nataly and like a handful of cool ass mexican friends but this convo between me and jackie(the black 1, not the mey mey) was pretty funny, so I thought i'd share...jus a lil sumthin 2 actually creep n2 the evolution of a great interesting web page...enjoy!



(pre-reading this info: my away message on aim was up and it read:"ummm, a mexican just made ma day, wow! still in complete and uder shock")



JackieOsoTASTY: What the Mexican do? Lol

kpebblezj: Ma taxes

kpebblezj: Lol

kpebblezj: I got 800 sumthin bak

kpebblezj: Every1z askin "wat a mexican do"?

kpebblezj: Lol

kpebblezj: its funny that every1 thinks they're useless

JackieOsoTASTY: LOL there the hardest working Americans no lie

kpebblezj: Lowkey

JackieOsoTASTY: We had our turn as slaves now it's there turn lol

kpebblezj: But they hustlers

kpebblezj: Not legit money makers

kpebblezj: They do the shyt we wouldn't dare fuck wit

kpebblezj: Catch a nigga standing n the middle of the freeway jus 2 sale sum $2 cherries...sike!
JackieOsoTASTY: Very true but I think that's only bcuz alot of them don't have rights to work legit
kpebblezj: And cuz they "don't speekay no ingles"

JackieOsoTASTY: Lmao..I wanna go to him for my shit

kpebblezj: Okay

kpebblezj: I'm lost

kpebblezj: Ur on sum otha shyt