20091215


TIP#4 ---if u aint eatn doming ur boo up, someone else is brotha! (or sista)! heyyyy. this is so normal, so u betta get wit it or get gone. especially if u think ur grown you betta be doin it. if not (NUMBA SIGN, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN) oh and fyi, doin it doesnt make u grown, but not doin it defintely leaves u back behind in kiddieland!

20091214


TIP#4 ---dont listen to the mumbojumbo ur girl/guy spits out when they're halfsleep/drunk/high as a kite/or mad. no one is ever in their right state of mind and will lie, or just say shit to piss u off because they're in that moment. not EVERYTHING ur babe says when they're tipsy is the truth. who thought of that myth anyways? they get a "NUMBA SIGN SIT YOUR ASS DOWN".

20091213

HERE'S MY NEW PROJECT

SO IM POSTING DAILY (RELATIONSHIP/PERSONAL/SEXUAL,ETC) TIPS, THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL. MY INSPIRATION WAS A MAN THAT THINKS HE KNOWS IT ALL AND DONT KNOW SHIT, YA DIG. KEEP TUNED IN AND FEEL FREE TO SUBMIT TIPS OF YOUR OWN

TWITTER.COM/KANDYLAND






TIP#1 ---all women, girly girls or not need ATTENTION and AFFECTION whether they're a prissy girl or a tomboy, (NUMBA SIGN, STEP YOUR COOKIES UP)

TIP#2 ---make her feel like she's the only bitch in our mind, heart, and presence EVEN IF YOU'RE IN A ROOM FULL OF YOUR HOEZ

TIP#3 ---stop tying to read deeper into the things you're told if your name isn't cleo because half the time you are WRONG! just ask what you want to know, think, or assume. communication is key, assumption is the trait of a stupid ass

20091116

lol, this girl crazy

she won a contest and it didnt "register" the right way in her head. lol.

beyonce ft lady gaga-video phone

20091009

aye, i always knew asians wasnt no joke!

Thats why i dont make em mad....But she did

20091005

HILARIOUS

Man I remember teachers trynna put some sense into kids heads but this man is the truth. I agree with it all but when ur young and in grade school, stuff like this is just straight up jokes. And the teachers just be getting madder and madder when the kids mess wit em.

20091001

uhhh, she go hard

but uh, wh she talkin bout? cuz im a lil lost

20090915

REALHOUSEWIVES ARE GANGSTA

OKAYYY....

IM NOT POSTING THIS BECAUSE IT WAS BEYONCES REACTION TO THE WHOLE EVENT BUT WHAT DOES THE WHITE LADY HAVE AROUND HER NECK??? IS THAT A BIRDS NEST? THATS WHY I HATE FASHION, PEOPLE TRY SO HARD TO BE DIFFERENT THEY END UP LOOKIN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE OR JUS A DAMN FOOL...

OKAYYY....

THIS STORY IS CRAZY TOO, IM NOT POSTING IT BECUZ THE GIRL IS A WHORE BUT WHAT IS GOIN ON WITH TYRA'S HAIR? SEE IM THE TYPE 2 READ IN BETWEEN THE LINES, NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO WHATS RIGHT INFRONT OF U, LOOK DEEPER. TYRA NEEDS A HOTCOMB

AGAIN.....

IM NOT POSTING THIS BECUZ OF THE WHOLE KANYE DRAMA WITH THIS GIRL BUT WHY IS KATE ASKIN QUESTIONS??? IS SHE A CO-HOST NOW, DID I NOT GET THE MEMO?


OMG, OBAMA GOES IN ON YE!

LISTEN CLOSELY, OBAMA CALLS KANYE A JACKASS, HOW HURTFUL WOULD IT BE TO KNOW THE PRESIDENT IS SHAMING U, DAMN, LIKE U CAINT EVEN RETALIATE.

AWW, POOR WENDY

BUT 4REAL, AINT NOBODY MAKE U BE A CRACKHEAD...U AND WHITNEY NEED 2 FALL OFF

HERE'S FOR ALL MY JERK VIEWERS

Kanye=JOKES

So this fool takes the poor lil county singer girls glory away then went public apologizing about the whole incident. This man really wants so much freakin attention and as a woman, fellas thats not cute. SWAG, FLARE,STEEZ; whatever u wanna call it, GET SOME. Being extra is not sexy, take notes!

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20090904

LOL


STEVIE WONDERS TWITTER PAGE, LOOK CLOSELY THEN LAUGH HARDER, CUZ MAYBE ITS JUST ME BUT I HAD NO CLUE COMPUTER SCREENS CAME WIT BRAILE OPTIONS

if TYRA aint th most desperate old ass woman


shame1

can sum1 say "SHE NEEDS VIEWERS ASAP"

CSUN IS A "UNIVERSITY"????

SO I WAS IN THE CSUN POLICE STATION YESTERDAY MAD AS HECK WAITING FOR THE SUPERVISOR TO GET HIS BUTT TO THE OFFICE AND CAME ACROSS THE DAILY SUNDIAL. FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW, ITS THE CSUN NEWSPAPER WRITTEN AND CREATED BY STUDENTS. I TOOK 5 PICTURES WHICH WERE ODDLY FUNNY TO ME. CAN YOU SEE WHY THESE MAYBE SHOULD NOT BE IN A UNIVERSITY'S NEWSPAPER????














WALL OF SHAMMMMEEE!!!!

SO I WAS ON THE INTERNET AND STUMBLED ACROSS THESE TWO VERY GROSS PICS ON CSUN'S WEBSITE.BETCHA DONT REMEMBER THESE.AHAHAHAHA. THIS IS SO GROSS AND NEVER SHOULD WE GET THAT TURNT THEN GO OUT N PUBLIC


20090805

WHEN CHILD ABUSE IS ACCEPTABLE

OK, I GUESS I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH LEARNING MORE ABOUT KARRINNE

...BUT THESE NEWS CASTERS TOTALLY DISSED HER, IT WAS SUPER HILARIOUS, WHOMP KARRINNE!!!

CAN SUM1 TELL LISA 2 GET ON THIS LEVEL...

...THEN WE'D ALL BE RICH. DO IT 4 THE ROACHEZ CUHZ!!!! OR ATLEAST FOR ME LING :-(



BUT WHY HER BOOTY LOOK DIRTY???
SEE ALL THAT ASS GETS GERMS WAY 2 FAST!

ahahaha, beyond funny



ahaha, this nigga really fell though...shame.im happy i didnt go to that bull(crap)

20090714

OMG, MY HEART HURTS


THIS HOE IS PREGNANT!!!!

...How wayne start off with one and now the asian chick, nivea, lauren, is kandyce next, dang! i aint trynna share all the dough

MAN YALL THOUGHT MY EYEBROWS WERE SERIOUS!



CHECK BABY OUT...

MJ MOVIE

HMMM, WHATCHU THINK IS UP???







UH UH, WAT THE HECK IS JOHN DOIN????


KATE BETTA MILK THAT FOOL FOR EVERYTHANG HE GOT PLUS SOME! AND THIS CHIK GOTTA BE THIRSTY.I KNO ITS HARD TO FIND A MAN WITHOUT NO KIDS BUT DANG, ITS EASY TO FIND A MAN WITH LESS THAN"EIGHT"!!!

lol, HE GOT A DONK!

20090702

WTF

WHAT DID THIS MUSIC VIDEO HAVE TO DO WITH THE SONG???

20090623

LOL

STAR TATTOOS...SHAME!!!

FIRST OFF, HELF THE TIME YALL RATCHETTS GET STARS TATT'D IT DONT EVEN MEAN SHYT...THIS LIL BITVH "WANTED" 3 AND LET THE TAT SHOP WIT 56....LOL.... I HOPE THAT HOW MAKE THAT SHYT MEAN SOMTHING


DAMN, IS THAT BOW

THIS LIL BOY AINT NEVER TURNED ME ON BUT, YOU KNOW IM NASTY!


ugh, everything about this nigga screams "RUN BITCH, RUN"

HE'S THE EPITOME OF A GROSS LOOKIN ASS NIGGA...DONT THIS BLACK MUTHAFUCKA GOT MONEY, DONT MONEY MAKE UGLY MUTHAFUCKAS BECOME ATTRACTIVE.I GUESS THAT MYTH SKIPPED THIS DUSTY NIGGA.....YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (GUCCI)

Assume The Position

YG (Feat Tee Cee & TY$L) -Toot It & Boot It [L.A.]

ok, i kinda like this "mellow-jerkin" music

Ace Hood (Feat. Rick Ross & Jazmine Sullivan) - Champion

dang neyo...caint knock him 4 keepn it funky tho

Teyana T. singin "i wanna be down" by miss Brandy

20090602

OOPS...YALL BITCHES HEART BROKEN NOW

DRAKE AND TEYANA

CAN IT BE MA BDAY?

I LIKE THIS SONG BESYDZ HIS NAME, HIS MAMA CLEARLY MISSED A LETTER OR SUMTHIN...
BIRTHDAY SEX BY JEREMIH

MAYBE I SHOULDNT HAVE LAUGHED???




BUT HES CLEARLY A STUPID ASS...MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PEACE

SHAME, BUT DO YALL THING

DONT KNOW THE REST OF THESE NIGGAS PERSONALLY, BUT QUINCEY AND MEEKS , I WISH YALL NUCKLEHEADS MUCH SUCCESS IN YALL ENDEAVORS...GOD BLESS

LOL, but not really

this is not a special effect feature on a mac book.lol. okay, well not lol...this boy got sumthn called "progeria" but he loves eminem...boy kinda hood, i kno niggas would be scared of his ass, 4 obvious reasons....im jus not havin kids, they gone cum out all effed up


WAYNE LOST HIS NOODLES!!!

HE signed... "omarion" ????? ugh, i dont quite get it

20090529

MUST SEE

CAN MA NIGGA TELL ME THIS

(31 DONUTS) "KANDY BABY, THROW IT IN THE BAG"... KANDY "AIGHT DADDY"....LOL

CHECK IT OUT, I JUS LUV FAB AND THE DREAM DOIN HIS SHYT 2

LAWG NOOOOOO!!!!!

WHY DOES THIS SONG HAVE A VIDEO, IM PISSED.THIS IS WAT LA LOOKS LIKE; GHETTO PEOPLE, COLORFUL HAIR, TIGHT PANTS, BRIGHT SNEAKERS, GOLD CHAINS, AND NO SWAGGGGG!!!!!

YALL BOUTA BE MAD AT ME...

...BUT THIS NIGGA AINT THAT CUTE, GREAT FLOW, NICE SWAG, BUT SEXINESS ON A 1-10 LEVEL MAY BE LIKE A 6...THIS IS A LIL INFORMAL INTERVIEW THO, CHECK IT OUT IF U WANT

OH MA!




NIGGAS IS SCARY

20090520

SHAME

NIGGA WENT 2 JERRY SPRINGER TO GET 15MINUTES OF FAME

hEFFA oF tHE wEEK

THIS WEEKS HEFFA OF THE WEEK IS MY EX-BABY DADDY, I'LL KEEP THAT NAME DISCLOSED... IM SOOOOOO OVER HIS LIFE. I JUST GET SUM BOMB ASS HEAD, A LIL DICK, AND STOP RIGHT BEFORE HE BOUTA CUM, THEN SEND OFF THOSE, "NIGGA, LEAVE, UR JOB IS DUN HERE" SIGNS! I CAINT DEAL WIT BABY NO MAS!



THIS IS MY EX-BD...THEY CALL EM 31 DONUTS

20090519

OK, I SEE U...

THE LIL MIDGET BOY WENT AND GOT MISS.JACKSON-IF-U-NASTY...



WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!


I would rather not report deaths on my sit, but rip Bucc...the fam is n my prayers


20090518

LIL KIDS GONE WILD

This is funny, but I couldnt laugh, I just shook ma head at the background chix aka video hoes...uhhhh, how do I tell these hoes he's only 13 in espanol?????

and THIS IS WHEN STRIPPIN BECOMES ART!

WHOMP!

So me and my bff were in Inglewood (my hometown, whoop whoop) and went to the gas station on Century and Imperial where Costco is...anyways im sittin in the car while he pumps the gas and this boy gets outta the car lookin something like this


























I said "He look like he wanna jerk" ...we laughed pretty hard off that one. I shoulda took a pic of the actual boy, dammit!

BULLSHYT

This is the exact bullshit that I get upset at men for and even more mad at chix. Like its no excuse for this fat fuck to not attack the pussy wit his mouth like he attacks lobster, crab, and shrimp at the ports of florida. And you dumb, dingy, selfless, "girl-you-know-he-rich-as-fuck" ass bitches is the reason why these niggas aint doin they damn job. I mean okay, its cool for them to have come across a couple females that suck u up and dont get nuthn n return but by the age of 20, if you already lost your virginity, you need to be eatin the cat bruh...halla at me, my dude can give yall lessons. ole pussy ass niggas. and from the fat man himself "Pussies dont get pussy"!


I'd sit on his face...and fuck it!

Movieeeezzzzz!!!

So not too many movies have been that great lately but i surely am anticipating this one...check out the trailer



All jokes aside, naw, not really...but the fat, ugly, or just plain gross lookin girl is always named Precious!

SAY NO 2 DRUGS!

A lil background info: So this lil boy had to get stitches inside his mouth, but of course he had to take meds for the pain. I guess it didnt take long for his dad to realize how funny it is when your kid is high so he recorded it for all of us to see...enjoy

20090505

SORRY READERS!!!!

I very rarely apologize about things, but i'll admit...i was wrong about the winner of lastnights 'I LOVE MONEY 2 EPISODE'...I guess thats better than getting 0 out of 2...i got 'FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J' RIGHT...so fall off me, no aims, no phone calls, no messages telln me i was wrong...ur life is WRONG...lol, LOVE YOU ALL

20090424

ROCK N WAYNE

20090422

CRAZY GIRL

FIRST interview that Danger gave – courtesy of VH-1’s Best Week Ever Blog:

INTERVIEWER: When Ray announced that he wanted to meet everyone’s family, you started to have a panic attack…

DANGER I didn’t have a panic attack. That’s what it looked like. I wasn’t nervous about him meeting my family. I was sick. I was throwing up, I was nauseous and I didn’t want to be awake. It was 3 or 4 in the morning, I had been really sick all week, and I didn’t really have the same feelings for him at that point because he was sleeping with Cocktail. I didn’t want to share a man. I don’t have to do that. As gorgeous and intelligent as I am, I can have one man who’s loyal to me.

INTERVIEWER: So, based on what you just said, you were sleeping with him from the start, and then he started sleeping with other girls and that’s when you fell out?

DANGERYeah, that’s pretty much it. I really started to fall for him and have feelings for him and I felt like he was feeling the same way. Then, he started sleeping with Cocktail, I got disgusted with the entire situation.

INTERVIEWER: You go into a show like this understanding it’s more or less a polygamist situation, though.

DANGERYeah, that’s what you sign up for.

INTERVIEWER: So, was this a matter of your feelings getting involved and not being able to take the situation for what it was any longer?

DANGERYeah. It was harder to deal with than I thought. I didn’t think my feelings were going to get involved. I thought I’d be able to separate them. In the end, he didn’t deserve to meet my family. I won’t bring someone home that I’m not dating, who’s sleeping with all these people. He doesn’t deserve to meet my mother and father. I’m not seeing him; I slept with him. And now he’s sleeping with her and her and her and her and her.

TOLD YA SO


Was I not right that he was gone end up with this 1...enuff said!

SHAME DRIZZY

SUM STUFF JUS SHOULDNT B FUNNY...

...BUT THIS IS, I HAVE NUTHIN LEFT 2 SAY. IMMA JUS FEEL BAD, THE SAME FEELING I HAD WHILE CRYING LAUGHIN AT THE KIDS WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS


heFFA oF The WeEK!!!!

YOUNG JEEZY

FOR A COLLECTION OF REASONS, I DISLIKE THIS MAN STRONGLY. HE'S FAT AND MEAN BUT PROLLY GOR A GOOD HEART...IDK...WALL OF SHAME!

lol, now we got transexual rappers! wtf

20090416

My got damn PET-PEEVE!


FOR THE LOVE OF RAY-J SPOILER ALERT!!!


THIS TRICK WON!

BLACK MEN AND HISPANIC WOMEN
ITS JUST GROSS AT THIS POINT

20090415

CH-CH-CH-CHIA


LOOK WHAT THESE HOES DONE CREATED

haha, jesus prolly said "stop worshipping me"!

Say it aint so!!!


Im totally in love with this show...tell me these rumors of them cancelling it aint true????

WHITE PEOPLE...SMH


SO A WHITE WOMAN WAS AUGHT ACTN, well, "WHITE"! This hoe jumps into the polar bears living quarters at the zoo, soooo wtf was she thinkin? to find out, ask one of her fellow ethnicity members....the video is stupid funny but i aint feel like lookn 4 it

THEY MAKE LINGERIE THIS BIG?


SUM DUDES FUCKS WIT IT...WOULD U HIT?

MIGHTY MORPHING POWER RANGERS!


One of the guys on the original Power Rangers Show was just sentenced to death:
Actor SKYLAR DELEON has been sentenced to death for murdering Arizona couple TOM and JACKIE HAWKS. The former child star and Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers regular has been convicted of chaining the couple to the anchor of the luxury yacht they were trying to sell him and throwing them overboard in 2004. Their bodies have never been found. Deleon then claimed the boat as his own. His lawyer pleaded for a life sentence, but the jury chose to serve up the most severe penalty. Orange County Superior Court Judge Frank F. Fasel imposed the death sentence recommended on Friday (10Apr09). DeLeon was also convicted in the 2003 killing of Jon Jarvi

OOPS


SOOOOO, I DONT QUITE THINK THIS IS HE CUTEST LIL EASTER DRESS AND IT PROLLY COST HALF A MIL, SHAME, THE SHYT THESE CELEBS THROW AWAY MONEY ON

ahahahaha!!!!

HAHA, THIS NIGGA TRYIN HIS DARNEST TO GET BAK IN GOOD WIT THESE WHITE CEO'S WHO WAS SIGNING HIS CHECKS.LOOKN LIKE A CHILD MOLESTER AND WATNOT

daddy talks SEX!!!


(thats the face he makes when Kandy do what she do)

Peep Daddys interview for Playboy


How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?
WAYNE: I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, “F*ck me.” Now I was 11, and I didn’t even know it meant “intercourse.” I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, “Why is she cussing herself out?” She said, “Do you want to play ‘Press Your Luck’? Well, the game is in my closet.” She had a walk-in closet, so she said, “Go get it, it’s right to the right….” When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my ass was cold up against the wall. I was like, “What the hell!?” When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do.


Are you good in bed?
WAYNE: I would say what makes me good in bed is that I am not aiming to be good. I am not expecting the chick to be like, “Oh, he was good.” I aim to please and if you do that every single time, I think you’re overall good, period. You don’t have to try and ram it or let me beat it up.


What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
WAYNE: I’d probably love to have sex with…man, I think she’s dead already. I’d probably want somebody like Marilyn Monroe — somebody that’s been with the president or something. If I had Marilyn Monroe, I would do whatever she asks and whatever she’s never had done to her. And I swear I’d do it good!


Ever had a threesome?
WAYNE: I think the most I’ve done before is five. I don’t do groupies. I am not the groupie type. I am 25 years of age right now and the president and CEO of my own company. Dealing with a groupie was back when I was 15 years of age and when I dropped my first solo album. When I am doing five, it’s usually two that’s used to me and we’ve done this before. They know how to go out and get two or three more girls. They make the other girls’ first time feel better—because that’s a whole hump they gotta get over—because they ain’t worried about you.

What’s the most orgasms you’ve ever had in one 24-hour period?
WAYNE: Ooooh, shit! I’ve been “locked up” with this one chick and when I say “locked up,” I mean locked in a room and she made you go, man! So I probably done it like 10 or six times in 24 hours. That’s one of those days you just stay in the room with the robe on and slippers, no boxers or nothing.


What’s your favorite part of the female anatomy?
WAYNE: The eyes. The eyes are the window of the soul. You look into a woman’s eyes—especially in that moment of having sex or making love—and you can see the truth. You can see if she liked it. That gives you more assurance than a scream, than her clutching you and scratching your back. You look into her eyes and see that she can’t control the bliss that you’re putting on her. I love that. That’s better than a bitch telling me she’s coming!


Do you know how many women you have slept with in your life?
WAYNE: You know something real funny, I am not gonna tell you the answer to that. But I promise to God when I tell ya—I’ve never lost count. I will never tell anyone the count, but I never lost count and that’s on my daddy’s soul. I got it documented and it’s my secret. It’s just in my head. I remember it like music to me. I’ve been doing it to someday say that I’ve been with this many women and I have nothing, no disease. I just want to show that you can have that much sex and be able to protect yourself that damn much.

DAY 26 ALBUM RELEASE PARTY...FUNNY!














CONGRATS FELLAS, U WONT GET A 2ND ALBUM THOUGH, OR IS THIS THE 2ND ONE, WHOMP! STICK TO THE TV SHOW, WE DIG THAT MORE, JUS T ACT LIKE YALL MAKIN A ALBUM










HAHA, "I LOVE YOUUUU, I LOVE YOUUUUU, BUT HEY HEY, DONT BREAK MY HEART"...MISS CHERRI DENNIS LOOKIN A DAYUM SHAME...ARE THOSE CONVERSE HEELS, LOL, AND WHO DID HER HAIR? AN EMPLOYEE AT HOT TOPIC?














MR.BITCH-ASS-NESS HISSELF! HA, AM I THE ONLY 1 THAT THINKS LIL QUANELL HERE MAY HAVE HAD A BIT TOO MUCH SUGAR IN IN HIS TANK!











DAWN IS A BAD CHICK, I RESPECT HER, I HOPE THIS HEFFA DOES SUM SOLO ISH AND LEAVE ALL THEM OTHER WEAK CHICKS ALONE AND ALTHOUGH HER ROMANCE IS SO EFFIN CUTE, SHE NEED A MAN, NOT A LIL BITCH ASS BOY, Q BE POPPIN THAT NECK AND SMACKIN THEM TEETH MORE THAN THE LANCE BASS. MEANING, HESS ALL THE WAY HOE-MOE!














IM NOT THE 1 2 SYMPATHIZE WIT RETARDED HOES THAT MANAGED TO HAVE AN EATIN DISORDER. SHAME THE FUCK ON U, THIS SHYT IS SAD CUHZ! MAKE U A DAMN QUESADILLA HOE

MY PRESIDENTS DOPE


JUS LOOK AT HIS SEXY ASS AND TELL ME THAT CAT DONT GET WET AND THEM FELLAS AINT HATIN AND WISHIN THEY WERE PRESIDENT, CUZ THEN, THEY JUS WANNA FUCK EVERY GIRL N THE WORLD, BUT THEY AINT OBAMA

ATTENTION WHORE

THIS MAN KINDA WORKS MA NERVES. LIKE CAN HE BE PRESIDENT OR SUMTHIN AND KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF. IT COMES A TYM IN A MANS LIFE WHERE HE SHOULD COOL IT, KNOW THAT BRAGGIN AINT SEXY, AND BE HUMBLE CUHZ! I CAN TEACH DIDDY A COUPLE THINGS THAT THESE LIL MONEY GRUBBIN WHORES CAINT


GO HARD OR GO HOME




JUS WONDERING Y SHE WANNA HAVE 1 NIPPLE OUT IN PUBLIC, GO HARD OR TAKE UR ASS HOME

Another Damn Dance

So this one is called the "DAME DASH" , i can see me and ma roaches gettn it although it'll take me longer than most 2 learn it!

...lil white boi is killin me

sheZ a Freak!!! lol, funny ish

somebody mama dont kno how 2 act, ole 60yr old woman is wit it

hEFFA oF tHE wEEK


Talk about a trick wit no class but plenty ass, this is the winner of... HEFFA OF THE WEEKLISA MARIE she's a skeez/dribble ur nuts on ur booty cheeks!

SHITTY TWITTY

THIS LIL LOGO RIGHT HERE IS MORE EVIL THAN THE DEVIL AND MORE CONFUSING THAN BUSINESS MATH 102 AT CSUN...FOLLOW ME CUZ I DAMN SURE DONT KNO HOW 2 FOLLOW U....




TWITTER.COM/KANDYLAND
and dont forget to follow me on this site folks, i dont get why but Kam sayd its good 2 let folks follow u...

MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD





















the first thing that comes to mind is, "WHY YVETTE, WHY DID U HAVE 2 DO THIS 2 US, WHY COULDNT U WEAR A CONDOM JUS THIS 1 TYM?"...I ask myself that every day yet yvette seems 2 not hear my cries, my pain, or my broken heart.
LOL, naw I love justin dominique simmons 2 pieces. We've been thru quite alotta shyt, many ups and downs, turns, flips and spins but we're still here!!! If he had a job, i'd prolly have a ring by now. The only thing I got 2 show 4 all these years is a juicy bracelet, a couple flashbacks of accidents & pictures...plus many great & not so great memories. I luv u bestfriend & I pray the best 4 u. One day you'll be a real life man with a real life job, car, kids, & a wife named Kandyce...i kno i'll have 2 wait quite sum tym 2 see all that but our friendship has nothing but time. I wish u were a woman so you could be my maid of honor, no bitch or nigga can really fill ur shoes and complete me as much as u can.

Youve had ma back lots of tyms and had 2 curse me out and just shakeur head n the same note. Dude imma jus reflect on sum highlights of our friendship:

-the chocolate sundae I made outta ur honda right infront of school
-being paranoid as u smoked weed at the elementary skoo and made me hop the gate
-you havin 2 see a therapist over the trauma I caused u
-havin 2 fight girls over you

-you decorating my mama's porch in honey, mustard and a Bugsey's poo

-us gettin drunk the very 1st time n our lives
-u gettn fucked up at Yvettes and her findin u sleep n the bushes
-our family dinners at Olive Garden

-our Melrose fieldtrips

-u stealin Patron from Level 3 and puttin the evidence n my Advil bottle

-u gettn ur hair braided 4 the first tym

-me trynna blow dry that big ass nappy bush

-us fuckin wit the mexicants at costco
-ditchin skoo

-gettin into accidents on crenshaw, reseda, and every other main street
-me stealin ur favorite underwear 4 u at Target

damn Justin, this list can go on and never stop.period, point, blank, I LOVE U!!!



P.S.---all u nosey ass hoes wit ma aim can eat my pussy bitches! NO ONE CARES ABOUT U, I DONT EVEN KNOW 99% OF U SCRAPEZ, If anyone has the right to talk shyt about or to me, its Jaky,and thats the only female I actually respect outta all u bitches, worry about ur own problems, concerns, and AWAY MESSAGES, dont be n NO ONE ELSE'S business! KICK ROCKS U PUNKROCK BEEZIES! AND LOOSE MA FUCKIN AIM U FANS OF MINE !HAHA! LAUGH OR CRY ME A FUCKIN RIVER, BUILD A BRIDGE, AND ROLL UR THIRSTY ASS OVER IT!



P.S.S.---the big lipped hoe in question is "BRITNEY COY EDWARDS"...google her! shame!













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