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TIP#4 ---if u aint eatn doming ur boo up, someone else is brotha! (or sista)! heyyyy. this is so normal, so u betta get wit it or get gone. especially if u think ur grown you betta be doin it. if not (NUMBA SIGN, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN) oh and fyi, doin it doesnt make u grown, but not doin it defintely leaves u back behind in kiddieland!

TIP#4 ---dont listen to the mumbojumbo ur girl/guy spits out when they're halfsleep/drunk/high as a kite/or mad. no one is ever in their right state of mind and will lie, or just say shit to piss u off because they're in that moment. not EVERYTHING ur babe says when they're tipsy is the truth. who thought of that myth anyways? they get a "NUMBA SIGN SIT YOUR ASS DOWN".

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SO IM POSTING DAILY (RELATIONSHIP/PERSONAL/SEXUAL,ETC) TIPS, THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL. MY INSPIRATION WAS A MAN THAT THINKS HE KNOWS IT ALL AND DONT KNOW SHIT, YA DIG. KEEP TUNED IN AND FEEL FREE TO SUBMIT TIPS OF YOUR OWN

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TIP#1 ---all women, girly girls or not need ATTENTION and AFFECTION whether they're a prissy girl or a tomboy, (NUMBA SIGN, STEP YOUR COOKIES UP)

TIP#2 ---make her feel like she's the only bitch in our mind, heart, and presence EVEN IF YOU'RE IN A ROOM FULL OF YOUR HOEZ

TIP#3 ---stop tying to read deeper into the things you're told if your name isn't cleo because half the time you are WRONG! just ask what you want to know, think, or assume. communication is key, assumption is the trait of a stupid ass

lol, this girl crazy

she won a contest and it didnt "register" the right way in her head. lol.

beyonce ft lady gaga-video phone

aye, i always knew asians wasnt no joke!

Thats why i dont make em mad....But she did

HILARIOUS

Man I remember teachers trynna put some sense into kids heads but this man is the truth. I agree with it all but when ur young and in grade school, stuff like this is just straight up jokes. And the teachers just be getting madder and madder when the kids mess wit em.

uhhh, she go hard

but uh, wh she talkin bout? cuz im a lil lost

REALHOUSEWIVES ARE GANGSTA

OKAYYY....

IM NOT POSTING THIS BECAUSE IT WAS BEYONCES REACTION TO THE WHOLE EVENT BUT WHAT DOES THE WHITE LADY HAVE AROUND HER NECK??? IS THAT A BIRDS NEST? THATS WHY I HATE FASHION, PEOPLE TRY SO HARD TO BE DIFFERENT THEY END UP LOOKIN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE OR JUS A DAMN FOOL...

OKAYYY....

THIS STORY IS CRAZY TOO, IM NOT POSTING IT BECUZ THE GIRL IS A WHORE BUT WHAT IS GOIN ON WITH TYRA'S HAIR? SEE IM THE TYPE 2 READ IN BETWEEN THE LINES, NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO WHATS RIGHT INFRONT OF U, LOOK DEEPER. TYRA NEEDS A HOTCOMB

AGAIN.....

IM NOT POSTING THIS BECUZ OF THE WHOLE KANYE DRAMA WITH THIS GIRL BUT WHY IS KATE ASKIN QUESTIONS??? IS SHE A CO-HOST NOW, DID I NOT GET THE MEMO?

OMG, OBAMA GOES IN ON YE!

LISTEN CLOSELY, OBAMA CALLS KANYE A JACKASS, HOW HURTFUL WOULD IT BE TO KNOW THE PRESIDENT IS SHAMING U, DAMN, LIKE U CAINT EVEN RETALIATE.

AWW, POOR WENDY

BUT 4REAL, AINT NOBODY MAKE U BE A CRACKHEAD...U AND WHITNEY NEED 2 FALL OFF

HERE'S FOR ALL MY JERK VIEWERS

Kanye=JOKES

So this fool takes the poor lil county singer girls glory away then went public apologizing about the whole incident. This man really wants so much freakin attention and as a woman, fellas thats not cute. SWAG, FLARE,STEEZ; whatever u wanna call it, GET SOME. Being extra is not sexy, take notes!

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