20091215
TIP#4 ---if u aint eatn doming ur boo up, someone else is brotha! (or sista)! heyyyy. this is so normal, so u betta get wit it or get gone. especially if u think ur grown you betta be doin it. if not (NUMBA SIGN, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN) oh and fyi, doin it doesnt make u grown, but not doin it defintely leaves u back behind in kiddieland!
20091214
20091213
HERE'S MY NEW PROJECT
TWITTER.COM/KANDYLAND
TIP#1 ---all women, girly girls or not need ATTENTION and AFFECTION whether they're a prissy girl or a tomboy, (NUMBA SIGN, STEP YOUR COOKIES UP)
TIP#2 ---make her feel like she's the only bitch in our mind, heart, and presence EVEN IF YOU'RE IN A ROOM FULL OF YOUR HOEZ
TIP#3 ---stop tying to read deeper into the things you're told if your name isn't cleo because half the time you are WRONG! just ask what you want to know, think, or assume. communication is key, assumption is the trait of a stupid ass
20091116
20091009
20091005
HILARIOUS
20091001
20090915
OKAYYY....
OKAYYY....
AGAIN.....
OMG, OBAMA GOES IN ON YE!
Kanye=JOKES
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20090904
LOL
CSUN IS A "UNIVERSITY"????
WALL OF SHAMMMMEEE!!!!
20090805
OK, I GUESS I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH LEARNING MORE ABOUT KARRINNE
CAN SUM1 TELL LISA 2 GET ON THIS LEVEL...
BUT WHY HER BOOTY LOOK DIRTY???
SEE ALL THAT ASS GETS GERMS WAY 2 FAST!
ahahaha, beyond funny
ahaha, this nigga really fell though...shame.im happy i didnt go to that bull(crap)
20090714
OMG, MY HEART HURTS
UH UH, WAT THE HECK IS JOHN DOIN????
20090702
20090623
STAR TATTOOS...SHAME!!!
ugh, everything about this nigga screams "RUN BITCH, RUN"
20090602
CAN IT BE MA BDAY?
BIRTHDAY SEX BY JEREMIH
SHAME, BUT DO YALL THING
LOL, but not really
20090529
CAN MA NIGGA TELL ME THIS
CHECK IT OUT, I JUS LUV FAB AND THE DREAM DOIN HIS SHYT 2
LAWG NOOOOOO!!!!!
YALL BOUTA BE MAD AT ME...
20090520
hEFFA oF tHE wEEK
THIS IS MY EX-BD...THEY CALL EM 31 DONUTS
20090519
20090518
LIL KIDS GONE WILD
WHOMP!
I said "He look like he wanna jerk" ...we laughed pretty hard off that one. I shoulda took a pic of the actual boy, dammit!
BULLSHYT
I'd sit on his face...and fuck it!
Movieeeezzzzz!!!
All jokes aside, naw, not really...but the fat, ugly, or just plain gross lookin girl is always named Precious!
SAY NO 2 DRUGS!
20090505
SORRY READERS!!!!
20090424
20090422
CRAZY GIRL
INTERVIEWER: When Ray announced that he wanted to meet everyone’s family, you started to have a panic attack…
DANGER I didn’t have a panic attack. That’s what it looked like. I wasn’t nervous about him meeting my family. I was sick. I was throwing up, I was nauseous and I didn’t want to be awake. It was 3 or 4 in the morning, I had been really sick all week, and I didn’t really have the same feelings for him at that point because he was sleeping with Cocktail. I didn’t want to share a man. I don’t have to do that. As gorgeous and intelligent as I am, I can have one man who’s loyal to me.
INTERVIEWER: So, based on what you just said, you were sleeping with him from the start, and then he started sleeping with other girls and that’s when you fell out?
DANGERYeah, that’s pretty much it. I really started to fall for him and have feelings for him and I felt like he was feeling the same way. Then, he started sleeping with Cocktail, I got disgusted with the entire situation.
INTERVIEWER: You go into a show like this understanding it’s more or less a polygamist situation, though.
DANGERYeah, that’s what you sign up for.
INTERVIEWER: So, was this a matter of your feelings getting involved and not being able to take the situation for what it was any longer?
DANGERYeah. It was harder to deal with than I thought. I didn’t think my feelings were going to get involved. I thought I’d be able to separate them. In the end, he didn’t deserve to meet my family. I won’t bring someone home that I’m not dating, who’s sleeping with all these people. He doesn’t deserve to meet my mother and father. I’m not seeing him; I slept with him. And now he’s sleeping with her and her and her and her and her.
SUM STUFF JUS SHOULDNT B FUNNY...
heFFA oF The WeEK!!!!
FOR A COLLECTION OF REASONS, I DISLIKE THIS MAN STRONGLY. HE'S FAT AND MEAN BUT PROLLY GOR A GOOD HEART...IDK...WALL OF SHAME!
20090416
20090415
WHITE PEOPLE...SMH
MIGHTY MORPHING POWER RANGERS!
Actor SKYLAR DELEON has been sentenced to death for murdering Arizona couple TOM and JACKIE HAWKS. The former child star and Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers regular has been convicted of chaining the couple to the anchor of the luxury yacht they were trying to sell him and throwing them overboard in 2004. Their bodies have never been found. Deleon then claimed the boat as his own. His lawyer pleaded for a life sentence, but the jury chose to serve up the most severe penalty. Orange County Superior Court Judge Frank F. Fasel imposed the death sentence recommended on Friday (10Apr09). DeLeon was also convicted in the 2003 killing of Jon Jarvi
OOPS
daddy talks SEX!!!
(thats the face he makes when Kandy do what she do)
Peep Daddys interview for Playboy
How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?
WAYNE: I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, “F*ck me.” Now I was 11, and I didn’t even know it meant “intercourse.” I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, “Why is she cussing herself out?” She said, “Do you want to play ‘Press Your Luck’? Well, the game is in my closet.” She had a walk-in closet, so she said, “Go get it, it’s right to the right….” When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my ass was cold up against the wall. I was like, “What the hell!?” When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do.
Are you good in bed?
WAYNE: I would say what makes me good in bed is that I am not aiming to be good. I am not expecting the chick to be like, “Oh, he was good.” I aim to please and if you do that every single time, I think you’re overall good, period. You don’t have to try and ram it or let me beat it up.
What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
WAYNE: I’d probably love to have sex with…man, I think she’s dead already. I’d probably want somebody like Marilyn Monroe — somebody that’s been with the president or something. If I had Marilyn Monroe, I would do whatever she asks and whatever she’s never had done to her. And I swear I’d do it good!
Ever had a threesome?
WAYNE: I think the most I’ve done before is five. I don’t do groupies. I am not the groupie type. I am 25 years of age right now and the president and CEO of my own company. Dealing with a groupie was back when I was 15 years of age and when I dropped my first solo album. When I am doing five, it’s usually two that’s used to me and we’ve done this before. They know how to go out and get two or three more girls. They make the other girls’ first time feel better—because that’s a whole hump they gotta get over—because they ain’t worried about you.
What’s the most orgasms you’ve ever had in one 24-hour period?
WAYNE: Ooooh, shit! I’ve been “locked up” with this one chick and when I say “locked up,” I mean locked in a room and she made you go, man! So I probably done it like 10 or six times in 24 hours. That’s one of those days you just stay in the room with the robe on and slippers, no boxers or nothing.
What’s your favorite part of the female anatomy?
WAYNE: The eyes. The eyes are the window of the soul. You look into a woman’s eyes—especially in that moment of having sex or making love—and you can see the truth. You can see if she liked it. That gives you more assurance than a scream, than her clutching you and scratching your back. You look into her eyes and see that she can’t control the bliss that you’re putting on her. I love that. That’s better than a bitch telling me she’s coming!
Do you know how many women you have slept with in your life?
WAYNE: You know something real funny, I am not gonna tell you the answer to that. But I promise to God when I tell ya—I’ve never lost count. I will never tell anyone the count, but I never lost count and that’s on my daddy’s soul. I got it documented and it’s my secret. It’s just in my head. I remember it like music to me. I’ve been doing it to someday say that I’ve been with this many women and I have nothing, no disease. I just want to show that you can have that much sex and be able to protect yourself that damn much.
DAY 26 ALBUM RELEASE PARTY...FUNNY!
CONGRATS FELLAS, U WONT GET A 2ND ALBUM THOUGH, OR IS THIS THE 2ND ONE, WHOMP! STICK TO THE TV SHOW, WE DIG THAT MORE, JUS T ACT LIKE YALL MAKIN A ALBUM
HAHA, "I LOVE YOUUUU, I LOVE YOUUUUU, BUT HEY HEY, DONT BREAK MY HEART"...MISS CHERRI DENNIS LOOKIN A DAYUM SHAME...ARE THOSE CONVERSE HEELS, LOL, AND WHO DID HER HAIR? AN EMPLOYEE AT HOT TOPIC?
MR.BITCH-ASS-NESS HISSELF! HA, AM I THE ONLY 1 THAT THINKS LIL QUANELL HERE MAY HAVE HAD A BIT TOO MUCH SUGAR IN IN HIS TANK!
DAWN IS A BAD CHICK, I RESPECT HER, I HOPE THIS HEFFA DOES SUM SOLO ISH AND LEAVE ALL THEM OTHER WEAK CHICKS ALONE AND ALTHOUGH HER ROMANCE IS SO EFFIN CUTE, SHE NEED A MAN, NOT A LIL BITCH ASS BOY, Q BE POPPIN THAT NECK AND SMACKIN THEM TEETH MORE THAN THE LANCE BASS. MEANING, HESS ALL THE WAY HOE-MOE!
IM NOT THE 1 2 SYMPATHIZE WIT RETARDED HOES THAT MANAGED TO HAVE AN EATIN DISORDER. SHAME THE FUCK ON U, THIS SHYT IS SAD CUHZ! MAKE U A DAMN QUESADILLA HOE
MY PRESIDENTS DOPE
ATTENTION WHORE
Another Damn Dance
...lil white boi is killin me
hEFFA oF tHE wEEK
SHITTY TWITTY
MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
-you decorating my mama's porch in honey, mustard and a Bugsey's poo
-us gettin drunk the very 1st time n our lives
-our Melrose fieldtrips
-u stealin Patron from Level 3 and puttin the evidence n my Advil bottle
-u gettn ur hair braided 4 the first tym
-me trynna blow dry that big ass nappy bush
-us fuckin wit the mexicants at costco
-gettin into accidents on crenshaw, reseda, and every other main street